Sunday, 8 April 2018

A reaction to an article on D&D, that I mostly agreed with, EXCEPT ...

http://reason.com/archives/2018/04/07/the-radical-freedom-of-dungeon



“ Although advertisements for D&D in the '70s and '80s always included an obligatory girl player at the table”

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/da/24/95/da249536569a64ba7d56d1c1b9ba707a.jpg
She made me shiver!
Gary’s daughters, from memory?











“there was a chauvinistic attitude within the cloistered fraternity of war gamers “

Citation needed.

"Internal and external surveys from the late '70s showed that the percentage of female players was in the low single digits”

Yes, most females looked down on it. How is that the fault of the male gamers?


"one didn't have to be proficient in the "investigation" skill to figure out why girls weren't rushing to play games”

Why not? Surely some degree in investigation is useful for uncovering causes? Why didn’t most girls and women want to play a game where roleplaying was minimised and the focus was on hack and slash?

Look at the early modules, and you will see almost nothing but combat. Could that be it, I wonder?


https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f2/91/71/f2917133bef281e298eb9bd0c8d96d7a.jpg


"included a "harlot table"

http://img.wondercostumes.com/imgzoom/tavern-wench-costume-61606.jpgOh no, it included a table with exotic and interesting names for prostitutes, which was entirely optional and there for flavour. So are girls afraid of looking at a thesaurus too?

I'd also like to point out - I've known a lot of women who loved playing a wench on occasion...






“ and where women in the stories were often little more than furniture”

So the Drow - and Lolth - were just furniture? How the hell does that work?




"boys could act out their less chivalrous fantasies”

Are you saying we should have tried courting... The Drow? Are you insane?




The first date wasn’t going so well. Still, perhaps he’d get a kiss at the end?

This author completely misunderstands the early D&D game. It was pretty much a matter of fighting against hordes, with nasty puzzles and traps thrown in. Little girls didn’t like it?

They didn’t have to.

Or they could write stories they preferred, which happened with a pair of sisters I knew of,  who played a game about befriending unicorns, which I loathed. That was their choice.

And that was Gary’s entire point. Here’s the paints and paper, here’s some techniques, now make what you want to make.

The author here feels that they had to make a game that would appeal to women or it oppresses them.

Why?

Would they look at some game women preferred, and demand it be altered to appeal to men?

Or do we let content creators make their own stuff, and let the free market decide the outcome?

http://dmdavid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dmdavid_at_winter_fantasy.jpg
Even today, D&D is mostly enjoyed by men.

Why is it bad that men and women are different?

Why does maleness have to be purged?
http://s3.amazonaws.com/media.wbur.org/wordpress/18/files/2014/11/Playing-DD_Gary_Con_ethan_gilsdorf-540x405.jpghttp://www.secretfiregames.com/wp-content/uploads/GenCon-23-1024x659.jpg

http://castlesandcooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Dming.jpeg

In my experience, the male heterosexual gamers wanted their women to be involved in their hobbies, but they mostly weren't. I knew several women in my gaming group at uni who were the object of worship.

But some men prefer an all-male group, and that's fine too. People sometimes need a space they can relax in, make crude jokes, or just enjoy themselves without having to please anyone else.

And nowadays, we live in a time of continual offense, where women are taught to be hurt like the Princess and the Pea, so that even mentioning a sex worker as a background character in a town is grounds for a cry of misogyny, harassment, raaaaape!

Has Squirrel Girl acquired Down's Syndrome as a mutation?


Someone posted a picture of the new version of Squirrel Girl. She looks like she has Down's Syndrome now, and speaks like she is mentally retarded. I pointed it out and compared it with the older version so you could see how her face and body had been altered.

And the comment was deleted on the grounds i was making fun of the disabled.

I pointed out that Squirrel Girl wasn't real, so she couldn't be affected by the comparison.

https://ochogame.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/squirrel-girl.jpg
She actually younger in this image - only 15.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nfxRQiJodr8/VRmDKSHyPhI/AAAAAAAASx4/mqP1OrRRr-Q/s1600/4-squirrel_girl.jpg
The modern version.

Notice she also has smaller breasts,
despite being much older
- under-developed breasts are normal to this condition.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/39/a3/19/39a3195c7cbbe40c59f1a0ddad22815e.jpg
Notice how her face is now completely round. Her body is quite dumpy, similar to the diagram above. Her dialogue is something a small child would frown at.
http://image.slideserve.com/151187/characteristics-of-down-syndrome-l.jpg
Even the mouth is practically textbook. Her ears have shrunk. Her eyes, however, do lack the epicanthic fold.


And now I'm thinking - it's not even a joke. Apart from the epicanthic fold - she would seem to tick every box.

I wouldn't mind if it was deliberate - she could be the first superhero with a mental and physical disability of this kind. That could even be interesting if they acknowledged it.

Saturday, 7 April 2018

How Feminists deal with wrongthink

Say you have ideas a Feminist doesn't like, but they can't argue against.


You point out there is no wage gap, or that women aren't lacking any rights in the West, and in fact have more rights than men.

What do?

Well, some feminists will pick up a baseball bat and try to maim you (*cough Michelle Perez*)


but most are - fortunately - far too lazy.

So they will go after you in other ways.

http://archive.is/agFE7

Archived from https://twitter.com/wanderlustlost/status/982149197867569152

7 Apr 2018 12:34:01 UTC

"if an author is a horrible person they ...they need an unfavourable reviews so nobody else reads their screed."

So they don't get unfavourable reviews because what they wrote was bad, but because what they think is bad.

You write a bad review in order to sabotage their living, and to deny others the chance to experience their art.

An artist's art is good only if they are sufficiently feminist, and being feminist makes the art good.

This crap is exactly what started Gamergate, when people started noticing that good reviews of terrible games were becoming the norm, and that anyone who pointed it out had their comments deleted.



Just a test of twitter censorship

I had a wee crush on Nostalgia Chick, back in the day.

http://img05.deviantart.net/c4e7/i/2016/242/7/d/nostalgia_chick_from_chipmunk_review_by_futuramaiscool2938-dafu234.png

She didn't seem to be afraid to be sexy, even suggesting a little kinkiness.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_DgLaDAQQwE/TrVoyMhxuDI/AAAAAAAAAxk/MkhovScFhvg/s1600/SOL+6.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t_SL4FEvmBs/TmQneoinOiI/AAAAAAAAAEY/VyNCcFstRjI/s1600/22680_7286.jpg

I wasn't really into most of the movies she liked, but there certainly were exceptions.
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130521142636/legendsofthemultiuniverse/images/thumb/8/8f/Nostalgia_chick_3.jpg/200px-Nostalgia_chick_3.jpg

And - ugh - she knew how to appeal to men!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rY_9Wr8JbI8/TqHLM3Oy1NI/AAAAAAAAAc4/T3nvirZw04Q/s1600/nostalgiachick.jpg

I have to laugh at just how many of these images would be denounced if they were created by a male. If an antifeminist female created them, they would be used as proof of internalised misogyny.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdeknk1veR1r34t0l.gif

I mean, look at that joke. Feminists would be screaming if a man they disliked was responsible for it. Objectification! Male Gaze! Raaaaaaape!

Saturday, 10 March 2018

Why does feminism make women WEAK?

YPJ fighters in Rojava (Western Kurdistan)



In non-feminist countries, women can be strong. They can pick up a rifle and fight.

In feminist countries?

They can sue, successfully, if they are asked to carry the same guns men are. To defend a nuclear power plant against terrorists.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562355/Two-petite-police-firearms-officers-set-receive-35-000-guns-big-hands.html

http://archive.is/IU0yZ



Archived 10 Mar 2018 11:07:13 UTC

Feminists, back in the 70s, fought for equal pay FOR EQUAL WORK.

Now they want the same pay for lesser work.

The stakes are huge, millions could die - but they still feel entitled to the cash.

Despite not being able to do the job.

Feminists don't want equality. They don't care about the safety of men, or women, or children.

They want power, at any cost.

Brussels attacks: Terrorists 'planned to set off DIRTY NUKE BOMB'

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/503321/brussels-attacks-nuclear-power-plant-strike-kidnap-plot-video-footage


archived 10 Mar 2018 11:15:44 UTC


Thursday, 1 March 2018

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Self Awareness



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Wendy Padbury (*swoon*)

Monday, 12 February 2018

Free game software

hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!!
for starters, there’s Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (it’s what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW it’s good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)
if you want a bit more involved experience there’s Inform 7 which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn
you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. there’s lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the community’s pretty dang friendly from what i’ve seen!
this is just a taste of what’s out there from what i’ve seen, but there’s so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, i’m around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!
I’m addin’ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If y’all have any questions about making games, you’re welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.
2D Editors:
GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop “programming”. It is recommended to read-up on the program’s functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an “If-Then” event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.
GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.
Stencyl : Drag and Drop “programming,” templates you can edit the variables/values for.
Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.
3D Editors:
Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses it’s own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.
2D Art/Animation Software:
GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.
Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.
Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.
3D Art/Animation Software:
Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.
Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.
Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.
SketchUp :  Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.
Text-Based Games:
Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twine’s visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.
Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.
Ren’Py : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.
Audio Resources/Editors:
Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.
Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.
Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.
FL Studio : Free music composition software.
Miscellaneous Tools:
Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.
W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.
Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Let’s Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.
Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.
Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.
From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio
Places to Publish/Share:
Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games
Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games